Voice mail Voice test

[veritablewrecker]

"Hey. It's me. Sorry to skip out on you like that but...well, you know how it is. I was thinking that maybe, I don't know someday we could be better friends. REAL friends. But, you know me...can't stay in one place for too long! I'm really, really grateful for everything you did for me...honest. Especially the food. And for teaching me how to hot wire a bike without frying myself everytime...that's good too. I know...I know it sounds like a movie cliche...I'm not always so good at saying it but..thanks. Stupid of me to leave this all for a voice mail, I know. I've only got about a dime's worth of time left, anyhow. It's better this way, I think you agree. And hey! Maybe some day our paths'll cross again, and we'll look back on all this and laugh. So. Yeah. Kind of getting to that awkward part of the message where I don't know how to finish. I guess...goodbye. Yeah. ...oh wait! The bike. Sorry. About stealing it, I mean. I'd say I'll get it back to you someday but we both no that's not gonna happen. Piece of junk's not gonna make it to the next state anyway. I'm kind of doing you a favour really...
Anyway. Take care of yourself." Click.